mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.

SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. 

HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.

Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.

imsirius:

Give us a little taste of the Irish accent. Very impressive.

…Alright. I’ll tell you a joke in my Irish accent (x)

taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

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senilesnake:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

YES
GOOD 
I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED
FUCKING EXCELLENCE
IF YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, LIFE IN PRISON IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE.
YOU HEAR ME, YOU SHIT STAINS?
IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST AND DESERVE NO PITY.

senilesnake:

hemofilia:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around

YES

GOOD 

I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED

FUCKING EXCELLENCE

IF YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS, LIFE IN PRISON IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE.

YOU HEAR ME, YOU SHIT STAINS?

IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A TERRORIST AND DESERVE NO PITY.

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here